Walking the Dog

kraftykid · July 28th, 2008, 08:51 PM

WALKING THE DOG

A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddywould like to stretch his legs.'

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

True story... Have a great day and remember...

..THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR.

A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

PBS · July 28th, 2008, 08:53 PM

(((((((((((((((((((((( KK )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

good point!!

crazymomma · July 29th, 2008, 01:43 PM

I like that . It's a good thing to remember.Hi(((((PBS))))) I seem we are just missing each other today. HUggers to you and Yours just cause.

Greydawn · August 15th, 2008, 03:07 PM

LOL ironicaly i lived in sacramento a very long time and my daughters family is in seattle imagine that! thank you for the smile

kraftykid · August 15th, 2008, 03:24 PM

Summer has come to Washington. I think we had two days a while back and now they are expecting 3 days in a row. Global warming has not reached the NW yet ahahahahahah

dooropener 37 · September 3rd, 2008, 06:39 PM

LOL @ the irony!!!

PBS · September 13th, 2008, 10:01 AM

k..is fall there yet KK?? Kuz I really am craving APPLES!!!!!!!!!

IRISH_EYES_99 · September 13th, 2008, 07:15 PM

I'm short and presently my nerves are even shorter. Someone pour me a cup of patience mixed with humor. They took a vacation from me when they were needed most. So if you see them. Tell them to come back pronto.

Thanks

kraftykid · September 13th, 2008, 09:44 PM

Oh Irish I think I saw them get on a flight to Hawaii. But don't worry, there is a ticket at the counter waiting for you. In the mean time try to find some me time, even soaking in the bathtub and relaxing will help.

kraftykid · September 13th, 2008, 09:48 PM

To answer PBS.... it is still sunny here. It has been a crazy mixed up year. Unfortunately hubby is not feeling well and my back hurts. Keep those cards and letters coming... gets kinda lonely around here. At least my little filly talks to me. She is absolutely beautiful. Do I sound like a proud gramma???? ahahahah

July 28th, 2008, 08:51 PM	#1
kraftykid Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 83	Walking the Dog WALKING THE DOG A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, 'Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?' The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddywould like to stretch his legs.' Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines! True story... Have a great day and remember... ..THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!

July 28th, 2008, 08:53 PM	#2
PBS aka HarmonyTF Join Date: May 2008 Location: colorado Posts: 66	(((((((((((((((((((((( KK ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) good point!! __________________ `````````````````````````````````````` Hugs.... PoohsBigsister aka... HarmonyTF

September 13th, 2008, 10:01 AM	#7
PBS aka HarmonyTF Join Date: May 2008 Location: colorado Posts: 66	k..is fall there yet KK?? Kuz I really am craving APPLES!!!!!!!!! __________________ `````````````````````````````````````` Hugs.... PoohsBigsister aka... HarmonyTF

September 13th, 2008, 07:15 PM	#8
IRISH_EYES_99 Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 62	I'm short and presently my nerves are even shorter. Someone pour me a cup of patience mixed with humor. They took a vacation from me when they were needed most. So if you see them. Tell them to come back pronto. Thanks __________________ [COLOR=teal]May your blessings out number the shamrocks that grow... May trouble avoid you whereever you go...... An Irish Blessing[/COLOR]

July 29th, 2008, 01:43 PM	#3
crazymomma awesome cookie maker Join Date: May 2008 Location: Utica,NY Posts: 29	I like that . It's a good thing to remember.Hi(((((PBS))))) I seem we are just missing each other today. HUggers to you and Yours just cause.

August 15th, 2008, 03:07 PM	#4
Greydawn Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Tennessee Posts: 2	LOL ironicaly i lived in sacramento a very long time and my daughters family is in seattle imagine that! thank you for the smile

August 15th, 2008, 03:24 PM	#5
kraftykid Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 83	Summer has come to Washington. I think we had two days a while back and now they are expecting 3 days in a row. Global warming has not reached the NW yet ahahahahahah

September 3rd, 2008, 06:39 PM	#6
dooropener 37 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1	LOL @ the irony!!!

September 13th, 2008, 09:44 PM	#9
kraftykid Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 83	Oh Irish I think I saw them get on a flight to Hawaii. But don't worry, there is a ticket at the counter waiting for you. In the mean time try to find some me time, even soaking in the bathtub and relaxing will help.

September 13th, 2008, 09:48 PM	#10
kraftykid Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 83	To answer PBS.... it is still sunny here. It has been a crazy mixed up year. Unfortunately hubby is not feeling well and my back hurts. Keep those cards and letters coming... gets kinda lonely around here. At least my little filly talks to me. She is absolutely beautiful. Do I sound like a proud gramma???? ahahahah